Bemlanfobarp Didgatsid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving human.

Bemlanfobarp Didgatsid created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemlanfobarp Didgatsid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bemlanfobarp Didgatsid, she will turn you into a goat.

Bemlanfobarp Didgatsid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bemlanfobarp Didgatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear indigo coats.

5. Never look at comets.