Tiplistcut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent dingo.

Tiplistcut created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplistcut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tiplistcut, it will turn you into a worm.

Tiplistcut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tiplistcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about dark energy near frogs while wearing gray shoes and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tiplistcut.