Spagsit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing raccoon.

Spagsit created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagsit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagsit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Spagsit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Spagsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagsit.

5. You must pray to Spagsit eight times a day.