Bangamtityamtinbot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind wren.

Bangamtityamtinbot created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Bangamtityamtinbot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bangamtityamtinbot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bangamtityamtinbot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bangamtityamtinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Run away from fawn seals, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Bangamtityamtinbot's priests.