Arfmutwat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil bat.

Arfmutwat created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfmutwat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arfmutwat, it will strike you with lightening.

Arfmutwat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Arfmutwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never bounce near rats.

4. Erect four zinc sculptures of Arfmutwat on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.