Wabjanstig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional dingo.

Wabjanstig created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabjanstig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wabjanstig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wabjanstig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wabjanstig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabjanstig.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.