Tailpassug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust hydra.

Tailpassug created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailpassug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tailpassug, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tailpassug's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tailpassug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near sheep while wearing black tights and balancing six silicon spheres on your face.

2. Never feed bread to shrews while wearing white shirts.

3. Always obey Tailpassug's priests.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Never talk about porpoises.