Zodstanwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful butterfly.

Zodstanwab created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Zodstanwab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodstanwab, it will turn you into a tree.

Zodstanwab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zodstanwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Zodstanwab in the centre of the settlement.