Sitgumsab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful frog.

Sitgumsab created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sitgumsab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitgumsab, it will turn you into a snail.

Sitgumsab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sitgumsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four tin sculptures of Sitgumsab on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.