Tomsombog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional bat.

Tomsombog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomsombog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomsombog, it will turn you into a frog.

Tomsombog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tomsombog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tomsombog.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.