Renvadtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring chinchilla.

Renvadtarg created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renvadtarg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renvadtarg, she will turn you into a rock.

Renvadtarg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Renvadtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Renvadtarg's priests.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never mention badgers.