Ortfutboss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak frog.

Ortfutboss created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortfutboss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ortfutboss, he will turn you into a slug.

Ortfutboss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ortfutboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ortfutboss' priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Ortfutboss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about comets.