Tombudvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent turtle.

Tombudvonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombudvonk, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tombudvonk, it will cry a lot.

Tombudvonk's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tombudvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never skip near frogs.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.