Zodtifwitdagzan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic aardvark.

Zodtifwitdagzan created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zodtifwitdagzan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zodtifwitdagzan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zodtifwitdagzan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zodtifwitdagzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must pray to Zodtifwitdagzan five times a day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zodtifwitdagzan.