Dodwapvin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient otter.

Dodwapvin created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Dodwapvin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dodwapvin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dodwapvin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dodwapvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dodwapvin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.