Garortgil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome shark.

Garortgil created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Garortgil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Garortgil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Garortgil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Garortgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown swans, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing magenta corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your face.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.