Bidnutjinhamveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty crane.

Bidnutjinhamveen created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidnutjinhamveen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidnutjinhamveen, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bidnutjinhamveen's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bidnutjinhamveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at planets.