Gudbusbell is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud dragonfly.

Gudbusbell created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbusbell, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gudbusbell, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gudbusbell's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gudbusbell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing brown trousers and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.