Gilgarhablib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying bird.

Gilgarhablib created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gilgarhablib, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gilgarhablib, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gilgarhablib's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gilgarhablib's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ants.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not make images of living things.