Fliggodyarnarrenjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy eagle.

Fliggodyarnarrenjarn created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliggodyarnarrenjarn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fliggodyarnarrenjarn, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fliggodyarnarrenjarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fliggodyarnarrenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Always obey Fliggodyarnarrenjarn's priests.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not stand on grass.