Larndob is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciful hare.

Larndob created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larndob, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Larndob, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larndob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Larndob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. You must pray to Larndob five times a day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about dark energy near pigs while wearing red jumpers and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Always stare at clouds.