Bungepzen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart sheep.

Bungepzen created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bungepzen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bungepzen, she will turn you into a rat.

Bungepzen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bungepzen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to manatees while wearing fawn coats.

5. Never eat green fruit.