Tipnilnad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast toad.

Tipnilnad created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tipnilnad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipnilnad, it will torture you forever.

Tipnilnad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tipnilnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tipnilnad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tipnilnad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always stare at clouds.