Kipcenjin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent octopus.

Kipcenjin created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipcenjin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kipcenjin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kipcenjin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kipcenjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Kipcenjin on top of important buildings.