Narjopten is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind lion.

Narjopten created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narjopten, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narjopten, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Narjopten's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Narjopten's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. You must pray to Narjopten three times a day.