Xempodarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, irritating fox.

Xempodarn created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xempodarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xempodarn, he will turn you into a mouse.

Xempodarn's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Xempodarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to squirrels while wearing boots.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of rice to pigs while wearing magenta shoes.