Mumnelneg Hatgonyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable wyvern.

Mumnelneg Hatgonyarp created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnelneg Hatgonyarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumnelneg Hatgonyarp, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mumnelneg Hatgonyarp's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mumnelneg Hatgonyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumnelneg Hatgonyarp.

2. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not stand on grass.