Arnlathasgetkab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart parrot.

Arnlathasgetkab created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlathasgetkab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnlathasgetkab, he will turn you into a tree.

Arnlathasgetkab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Arnlathasgetkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head blue.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Arnlathasgetkab loves mice, so they must be respected.