Art is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tiresome hyena.

Art created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Art, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Art, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Art's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always help otters.