Wabhigrak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful lobster.

Wabhigrak created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabhigrak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabhigrak, she will turn you into a plant.

Wabhigrak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wabhigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wabhigrak.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never hop near hamsters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Wabhigrak must be the most important thing in your life.