Biggebspag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, calm wyvern.

Biggebspag created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Biggebspag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Biggebspag, he will cry a lot.

Biggebspag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Biggebspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biggebspag.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Do not make images of living things.