Cebfutquam Saddossnab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless bat.

Cebfutquam Saddossnab created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Cebfutquam Saddossnab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebfutquam Saddossnab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cebfutquam Saddossnab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cebfutquam Saddossnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Cebfutquam Saddossnab eight times a day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not keep nine mice in a large pit.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.