Nurontflis is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient beaver.

Nurontflis created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurontflis, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurontflis, he will remove you from existence.

Nurontflis' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nurontflis' Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Never feed spinach to frogs while wearing white rings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about dark energy.