Rulldinwik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish tapir.

Rulldinwik created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rulldinwik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulldinwik, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rulldinwik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rulldinwik's Holy Commandments

1. Rulldinwik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulldinwik.