Bomvolstik is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered unicorn.

Bomvolstik created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomvolstik, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bomvolstik, he will laugh at you.

Bomvolstik's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bomvolstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always look after injured eagles.