Cambessteen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent bat.

Cambessteen created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cambessteen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cambessteen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cambessteen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cambessteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never paint your hands indigo.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cambessteen in the centre of the settlement.