Bitdudmil is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless crane.

Bitdudmil created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bitdudmil, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitdudmil, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bitdudmil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bitdudmil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Bitdudmil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Bitdudmil loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing red trousers.