Poptalrag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient dragonfly.

Poptalrag created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Poptalrag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Poptalrag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Poptalrag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Poptalrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hop in the presence of gulls.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.