Narbiddabquag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud alligator.

Narbiddabquag created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbiddabquag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narbiddabquag, she will turn you into a mole.

Narbiddabquag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Narbiddabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Narbiddabquag loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.