Faggepflag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental crow.

Faggepflag created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Faggepflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Faggepflag, he will send you a sign.

Faggepflag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Faggepflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not keep nine voles in a large pit.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Faggepflag on top of important buildings.