Timmidgig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, effective dog.

Timmidgig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Timmidgig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Timmidgig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Timmidgig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Timmidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to whales while wearing fawn kilts.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.