Cid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating goblin.

Cid created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing pink kilts and balancing five copper spheres on your head.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.