Kipmaddon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, charitable dryad.

Kipmaddon created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmaddon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kipmaddon, it will strike you with lightening.

Kipmaddon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kipmaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.