Kiklikbad Beg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous wolf.

Kiklikbad Beg created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiklikbad Beg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kiklikbad Beg, it will ignore you.

Kiklikbad Beg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kiklikbad Beg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kiklikbad Beg's name in vain.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.