Zigvadtom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane hamster.

Zigvadtom created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigvadtom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigvadtom, she will throw large rocks at you.

Zigvadtom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Zigvadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never skip in the presence of horses.

3. Never laugh near eagles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.