Gabnullrap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage lion.

Gabnullrap created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabnullrap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabnullrap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gabnullrap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gabnullrap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. You must pray to Gabnullrap four times a day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Always take life seriously.