Bopgungum is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, stupid frog.

Bopgungum created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Bopgungum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bopgungum, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bopgungum's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bopgungum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.

3. Do not take Bopgungum's name in vain.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Run away from magenta snails, for they are unholy.