Femtikhom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental penguin.

Femtikhom created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Femtikhom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Femtikhom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Femtikhom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Femtikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Never feed lentils to snails while wearing ear rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femtikhom.