Japbogfit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring guinea pig.

Japbogfit created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Japbogfit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Japbogfit, she will turn you into a frog.

Japbogfit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Japbogfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not shave your legs.