Cetpanbit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane squirrel.

Cetpanbit created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetpanbit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cetpanbit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cetpanbit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cetpanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.